{"id":110,"date":"2026-01-03T14:13:40","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T05:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/?p=110"},"modified":"2026-01-03T14:14:36","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T05:14:36","slug":"wine-red-velvet-dress-by-the-window-im-the-queen-of-the-night-but-why-am-i-cracking-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"Wine red velvet dress by the window\u2014I&#8217;m the queen of the night but why am I cracking up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"auto\"><span style=\"font-family: 'andale mono', monospace; font-size: 10pt;\">Omggg in this burgundy velvet tight dress with city night view behind, hand on cheek smiling\u2014total sexy + elegant overload but\u2026 why does my face say &#8220;I&#8217;m too pretty it&#8217;s hilarious&#8221; \u3160\u3160 Bangs down, gold earrings sparkling, car lights below making me feel like a drama lead! If I wore this out guys would all go &#8220;who&#8217;s that?&#8221; but I&#8217;m just taking selfies at home\u2014kinda wasting this glow up right? \u314b\u314b\u314b\ud83c\udf77\u2728<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-111\" src=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_-580x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_-580x1024.png 580w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_-170x300.png 170w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_-768x1355.png 768w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_-870x1536.png 870w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00477_.png 1088w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone 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