{"id":93,"date":"2026-01-03T11:38:40","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T02:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/?p=93"},"modified":"2026-01-03T12:13:27","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T03:13:27","slug":"squatting-duck-face-at-the-subway-platform-everyone-hit-the-brakes-lol-%e3%85%8b%e3%85%8b%e3%85%8b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Squatting duck face at the subway platform\u2014everyone hit the brakes lol \u314b\u314b\u314b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'andale mono', monospace; font-size: 10pt;\">Omggg in full black velvet top + pants at the station platform, squatting down with full duck lips for the selfie\u2014mass distributing deadly cuteness \u3160\u3160 Bangs + big earrings sparkling, blush on, pout popping, saw uncles behind me freeze like \u201calmost missed my train\u201d \u314b\u314b\u314b Am I the reason for today\u2019s delay? Sorry not sorry, I&#8217;ll do it again~ \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude87<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-94\" src=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_-580x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_-580x1024.png 580w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_-170x300.png 170w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_-768x1355.png 768w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_-870x1536.png 870w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00005_.png 1088w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-95\" src=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_-580x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_-580x1024.png 580w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_-170x300.png 170w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_-768x1355.png 768w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_-870x1536.png 870w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00006_.png 1088w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-96\" src=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_-580x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_-580x1024.png 580w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_-170x300.png 170w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_-768x1355.png 768w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_-870x1536.png 870w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00007_.png 1088w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-97\" src=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_-580x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_-580x1024.png 580w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_-170x300.png 170w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_-768x1355.png 768w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_-870x1536.png 870w, https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/zimage_00008_.png 1088w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omggg in full black velvet top + pants at the station platform, squatting down with full duck lips for the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[19,45,47,44,46],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images","tag-auralog","tag-blackvelvet","tag-cutenesscrime","tag-duckfaceselfie","tag-subwaygoddess"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glitchglam.kr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}